weirdness that happens close to your due date

So I am exactly a week from my due date, but probably this stubborn fat baby will wait until she's forced out, because that's what her mom did too. We tend to like warm bodies of water, so she's probably chillin. I can't believe she doesn't want to come out and experience New Year's Eve or her parents anniversary. What a little 'B.

There have been some changes in the past few weeks, but especially in the past week. I know it's my body prepping for labor, but still, why does it have to get so weird?

1. heightened sense of smell- holy moses, I'm like a cat with catnip. Laundry dryer sheets drive me wild. I can't explain it. I want to bury my face so hard in their smell and rub it all over my body. I want to take multiple whiffs it's so amazing. The same effect with hand soaps and fizzy bath balls. I can't get enough.Bad news bears when I got a whiff of rubber cement today at work and most likely got high from sniffing glue.  Next thing you know I'll be on TLC's "My strange addiction." Is this normal to have a sudden increase in sense of smell? Just thinking about it makes me want to roll around in dryer sheets.

2. The big question- I've gotten this question from friends, but also strangers who have yelled it across a lobby. "how dilated are you!?" I'm not a super personal person, but I feel like asking a stranger how big their cervix hole is, is just weird. Also, I have no idea because my midwives don't constantly stick their fingers in your hole when your dilation and effacement don't really mean much. Nah, I'm good... I'll assume it's doin it's thang. Get stretchy mr.cervix, get stretchy.

3. lightening crotch- I think that's what this is called. Recently I'll be walking around and get a stabbing pain right in my cervix. I'm pretty sure it's because the baby got a hold of a miniature baby knife and is slicing her way out. That's the only explanation for this stabbing grab-your-crotch-in-public pain.

4. Fatigue- I was tired in the first trimester and then I went back to my normal low-energy personality filled with naps, but holy crap in the last week I've developed full on narcolepsy. Taking a bath, I fell asleep- like dreaming and waking up panicked cause you don't know where you are, type of sleep. I got acupuncture and was left sitting in a chair and did the same thing. I'm talking leave me alone for 20 minutes and I pass out into a coma with no recollection of where I am or how I got here.

5. Oh the emotions- I can't keep my shit together for anything. Picking out an anniversary card for the husband? Ridiculous pregnant cry fest in the middle of the aisle, wherever the hell I was getting the card. Got an email from the dog walker who is on standby when I go into labor. His last email mentioned "the baby's birthday" and I bawled at that too.

6. Braxton hicks- I've been having these "practice contractions" since the beginning of the second trimester, but now they are a few times an hour and squeeze everything including my little heart (making me want to die) and my bowels (making me crap my pants).

7. Fluids- Did my water break? Did I pee? Yeah, it all becomes unknown at a certain point. That's pretty disgusting.

8. Hot flashes- I'm sorry for my husband and my coworkers who have to sit in a frosty environment while I'm burning up with heat. There's nothing worse. I can't get my clothes off fast enough. I look around and everyone else is wearing hats and scarfs in the office and I'm sitting in a wife beater with pit stains.


HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!




let's get the show on the road!

Rolling in at 38weeks preggo, I am full-term and potentially could deliver at any moment and have a healthy ready-for-the-world baby. My midwife practice will give me until 42 weeks before they will medically induce via Pitocin, medicine that can make you go from no labor to full labor quickly, which makes for a bunch of pain and yuck and crap I'd like to avoid. So, to avoid my enemy pitocin, I'm starting a regimen of natural ways to induce labor. These may be all hocus pocus witches brew, but I don't care, at least I can say I tried. So here's my list of natural ways to induce:
large Marge full on sex appeal.

1. Raspberry leaf tea- this is supposed to be a uterine toner, and since my personal trainer in the gym doesn't work on toning my uterus, this magic tea does. It may also cause the major poops, but again totes worth it. Tastes like a very neutral tea, I just add some sugar and sip away feeling my uterus getting slim and toned as we speak.

2. walking, walking and more walking- Since it's winter in Chicago and the roads can be full of slop, this is a precarious activity for any wobble bobble preggo, but you gotta get at it. I start out walking all motivated and in shape, and then about half a block and I'm legs wide open into a pregnant wobble. This is because the movement of walking forces babies head down into your pelvis to face press onto your cervix, which feels like terrible. At times I'm not convinced one of her little arms has fallen out of my cervix hole.This combined with the fact that you're carrying 20+ pounds in a central area leads to a wobble plus a huff and puff, most likely with a wince on your face from the cervix poking. Have I sold you yet on the walk? Hold hands with your partner to make it ultra romantic.

3. Acupuncture- There's a place in Chicago that specializes in acupuncture for fertility and pregnancy related issues, and they also have a acupuncture package to induce labor. Bingo bango sign me up. Never had acupuncture before, so not really sure how it works. I'm assuming they stick the needles into your vag, which upsets everyone and boom, baby born! But I could be wrong... I'll have to let you know.

4. Foods- The husband is all "eat your spicy food!" and trying to kill me slowly I'm certain. I am not a spicy food eater and I'm pretty sure he's trying to dump some damn hot sauce on my cereal in the morning. This could go horribly wrong. Eating spicy foods while this preggo sounds like barfing and crying up hot sauce for like a day and no labor, or better yet barfing and pooping hot sauce DURING labor, yeah that sounds like a fiesta. We'll see, maybe I'll attempt this. Eggplant also apparently makes your uterus push a baby out, so large eggplants I shall have. Get ready hubs, you're about to eat 3 meals a day of eggplant Parmesan!

5.  Birth ball- Really this is just an exercise ball used in the gym that then preggos bounce on and call it a birth ball. I was told to use this at work and bounce on it, some people's water have broken doing that. A few things, I'm surprised I haven't flung myself off of it and onto the floor. Two, you look like you're doing some preggo sex toy in your office... just remember to smile and wave as people slowly walk by your office. You don't have your own office? Well then using this bouncy ball in public will most likely get your arrested.

6. Sex- vomit comit. move on.

7. Castor oil- ummmm. yeah I don't think so. This isn't recommend anymore because mom's pooped their life away and also the baby slid out, but mainly preggos shit their brains out. I'll stick to my poop tea.

8. oh yes how could I forget, nipple stimulation- I tried this in the tub one day and was like "WTF, this doesn't work" after I gave myself a titty twister for a minute. Then I read more about this nipple stimulation and you have to do it for like 20 minutes! Holy crap, I can barely do anything for 20 minutes and now I have to tug on my nipples? We'll see... I'll try the others on the list first, then get to a day of titty twisters.
demonstrating correct positioning for use of Snoogle





Questions to ask your provider about your pregnancy and labor

Here are some important questions to research and ask your provider when you're preggo rama. Feel free to add more in the comments section!

1. Ultrasounds- Once you've taken a preg test at home and called your provider, they usually bring you in around 10 weeks or so and then do an ultrasound to confirm around the same time. Ask your provider how many ultrasounds they usually perform. Typically, there's an ultrasound to confirm viable pregnancy around 10ish weeks and then another ultrasound at around 20 weeks to look at all the organs and gender (if you opt to find out). Thereafter, practices usually don't do any other ultrasounds unless you go past 40 weeks, then they need to check on amniotic fluid, also if there are any concerns/complications during pregnancy they will do another ultrasound. However, some providers will perform ultrasounds at every visit (that's almost every 2 weeks!) without medical reason or because of patient request. The issues with this is that, #1. it's costly, for either you or insurance companies, either way, they are a few hundred dollars a pop. #2. It's not completely known how "safe" ultrasound waves are for baby or if there's a "max" tolerance for the fetus, so why risk having numerous ultrasounds if the practitioner isn't looking for anything specific and if mom/baby are healthy? Question a provider who is ordering ultrasounds every visit to see if there's a reason.

2. Induction- When do they start talking about induction? Typically these days, practices let women go to 42 weeks (2 weeks past due date) until they induce. There are hospitals who are looking at inducing all women at 39 weeks to see if it reduces cesarean rates, be cautious about these practices, many women will go into labor on their own or will be induced at 42 weeks with a vaginal delivery. Induction typically is uncomfortable and can be hard on baby so shouldn't be looked at lightly. There are also natural ways to attempt to induce labor. Ask your provider if they are aware of these and have any recommendations on when to start a natural induction in hopes of avoiding a medical induction. However, sometimes you can do everything and still end up with induction or cesarean.

3. C-sections-  It is important to ask your provider, especially OBGYN what their cesarean rate is, that may give you an idea of what type of practice they have. For midwives, ask what the c-section rate is for the hospital, which will include their partnering OBGYNs. Be cautious about providers who tell you they don't do many c-sections, but their numbers tell a different story. If you've had a c-section before and are hoping for a vaginal delivery, years ago your hope for a vaginal delivery would be out the window, yet today vaginal births after cesarean (VBAC) are possible for many woman. If this is your wish, find a provider who does VBACs.

4. On call schedule- What is the call schedule for your provider? How large is the team they work with? Do they take other call, such as general gynecology surgery? There are some OBGYNs who will be on call for both labor and delivery and any gynecological surgery, which means that you could be in labor and the provider is in surgery doing a hysterectomy for example. What does this mean for you? You could be in a fast labor and progressing quickly, which means the staff will be doing everything they can to pull the OBGYN out of surgery. This puts a lot of stress on the nursing staff when things start moving quickly and the provider is unavailable.This also means you will get less face to face time with your provider.

5. Rooms- Make sure you take a tour of the labor and delivery area. Take note of how many beds there are and ask the ratio of patients to provider or patients to nurse, this will give you an idea of how much one on one time you can expect with your team. This is also why doula's are beneficial because they will be with you from the start. In the rooms are their tubs to utilize during labor, and can  you deliver in them, or only labor in them? Typically, if a bathtub is connected on the sides (like at your house), you won't be allowed to deliver the baby, but can stay in there and labor until you get the urge to push. Some hospitals have free standing tubs in each room if the mom opts for a water birth. Are there showers? Can you stay in the shower and labor? Do the rooms have birth balls or birth bars to utilize during labor?

6. Types of intervention- Is it hospital policy that you receive an IV? Do you have to be hooked up with a bag of fluids or can it be heplocked? Can  you opt out of an IV if you're medically stable and hydrated? All practices and hospitals are different, but if you want minimally invasive care during labor, see if you are able to opt out of an IV. It used to be standard practice to deny laboring mom's anything by mouth as far as food or drink, they would only give you ice chips. This practice has been looked at more closely and they realized that labor is hard work, like a marathon, and women need nutrition to keep their energy up! Ask your practice if they allow any type of food or drink during labor. Fetal monitoring- this is like a stretchy "belt" that goes around your stomach to listen and record the babies heart beat to make sure they are not in distress. Most practices require a minimum of 20 minutes monitoring in the beginning and then do intermittent monitoring with a doppler. Ask your practice if they would allow intermittent monitoring if baby has shown no distress. Does your practice use foreceps or vacuum extraction? This used to be a popular method of delivery years ago but has decreased for many reasons- these should be used only as a last resort effort to get the baby out vaginally. Does your practice routinely perform episiotomies (Surgical incision from the vagina down toward anus) or do they let you tear? Recent research has shown that women heal faster and better if they are allowed to tear naturally versus the practitioner making a cut. There are critical instances where an emergency cut becomes necessary to get baby out, but make sure it's not standard to do episiotomies.

7. The birth- When you're in the stage of pushing, is it typical for your practice to "count" or can you opt to push when your body tells you? Can you utilize any position that's comfortable for you to labor in (assuming you don't have an epidural, an epidural will limit your ability to get out of bed or walk, but you could utilize the chair position in bed.) Is your partner interested in "catching" the baby? Some practices absolutely do not let non-medical providers help catch the baby, while others do, if this is important to you or your partner, find out before you're in the delivery room. Does your practice do delayed cord clamping? This is becoming more standard of a lot of practices to wait to cut the umbilical cord when it stops pulsating, unless the baby is in distress or there's meconium in the fluid and they need to assess the baby immediately after delivery. It's also becoming standard practice to do skin to skin right after delivery (again if baby is not in distress). Is this standard practice for your provider? Can you delay the nursing assessment (ie: weight, footprints, and towel drying) until you've had time to bond and go skin to skin with baby?

8. After delivery, care of the baby- One important aspect that was brought to my attention is, once you deliver, you and your baby are two separate people, so there needs to be a pediatrician that discharges your baby from the hospital, which means they need to be affiliated with the hospital you're delivering at (get recommendations from your practice). Some pediatricians require a 48 hr stay for baby regardless. If you have the intentions of leaving the hospital sooner rather than later, opt for a provider who does not have the strict guidelines, that means you could leave 24-30 hours after delivery! Also, in regards to pediatricians, if you are considering delayed vaccines or are on the fence about any vaccines, make sure you pick a pediatrician who will respect those views. There are three things your baby will be offered in the hospital prior to discharge: 1. Hep B vaccine 2. Vitamin K injection 3. Erythromycin eye ointment. Do the research and if you decide you want to opt out of any, make sure you have a provider that will support this decision or who will at least talk to you about the advantages/disadvantages.

9. Birth plans-  Many people will tell you that birth plans never go as planned, however I believe that when a woman, especially a new mom puts together a birth plan it at least requires her to do research on what options there are. Know that when you develop a birth plan, it most likely won't go as perfectly as you hoped. Also make a plan for the emergency situations, such as in the event of an emergency c-section, is there anything you'd like? Partner to be handed the baby after delivery? Arms not tied down? Curtain lowered? Doula present in the surgical suite? There are still options for c-sections that allow women to be as much a part of birth as possible. You could also create a plan if the baby has to go to the NICU- who will be going with baby? If you have a provider that tells you to absolutely not create a birth plan, that may be a sign that he/she is not willing to look at alternative options you may wish for during your labor/delivery.

10. Natural birth- If you're hoping for a natural unmedicated birth, or to have aspects of your labor/delivery that utilize more natural methods, choose a provider who is educated and willing to work with you on this. Typically, midwives tend to be more versed in natural methods of labor and delivery, however there are many OBGYNs who are also versed and supportive, just make sure if this is your interest, you find a provider that is willing to work with you and also has the resources to help with an unmedicated  natural delivery.

The main thing is always ask questions! Just because the provider says or orders one thing does not mean you do not have other options.

Midwives, doulas, and doctors, oh my!

A lot of the medical knowledge I've acquired through my nursing training I have taken for granted and assumed everyone had the same pot of knowledge. It wasn't until I got pregnant and the questions came flowing in that I realized there is a lack of knowledge and resources for young women, pregnant women and new moms. Knowing that people don't have the full spectrum of information related to women's health and obstetrics is really frustrating. I've found many women didn't even realize they had options when it came to their pregnancy or labor. 

This is a long post, but very educational, so stay with me!

Let's start with doulas. Many people don't know what doulas are, or how they differ from midwives, and many people think both do some sort of witch craft in your back yard back in 1802 anyways. The word doula literally means "woman's servant", a type of birth support that started way back. A doula is not medically trained, so that's the biggest difference between doula and midwife. Many doulas have become licensed massage therapists so they can perform various acupressure during labor. Doulas are almost essential in natural childbirth when there are no pain medications used because in their training they know how to provide acupressure, massage therapy, and utilize breathing techniques to get women through natural childbirth. The use of doulas has been shown to reduce labor complications, decrease labor time and reduce cesarean rates. Post-partum they also help with breast feeding and usually make at least one post-partum visit to the mom to assess for post-partum depression or any breast feeding issues. For more information http://www.dona.org/. Although many doulas are utilized during natural childbirth, a woman who is getting an epidural or other types of pain relief can also benefit from a doula during labor. In the case of emergency cesarean's, doulas still provide essential support to both mom and dad.

As far as midwives, I could talk about them all day long. They are amazing, underutilized professionals that sprinkle my pregnant life with fairy dust. Since the beginning of time, women helped women deliver babies. There was little training for both midwives and physicians during this time, and all countries/states utilized them differently. Some countries required some form of licensing (I'm talking back in the 1500s). Around the 1900s, medicine had grown popular and more regulated requiring specific education and licensing from physicians. Midwifery was popular in Europe but was less known and used in the US until around 1929 when Mary Breckinridge brought midwifery to America. Breckinridge was the founder and driver of the Frontier Nursing Service in Kentucky, which was a huge start to the midwifery movement. Ina May Gaskin is also a well known midwife, however definitely a flower-child hippie from the 70s, has written books and made documentaries about birth in America.

Midwives today are masters and sometimes doctorate-prepared nurses, same as nurse practitioners, just with a focus on mom/baby. Many midwives gain years of experience in labor and delivery as registered nurses and go on through rigorous education and clinical hours to become a certified nurse midwife. Midwives are licensed professionals, meaning they can prescribe and diagnose, same as a physician. They can perform well women visits (pap smears, ect.), prescribe birth control, family planning counseling, STD counseling and prevention, and also deliver babies! One difference between physicians and midwives is that midwives do not take high risk pregnancies, including pregnant women with uncontrolled hypertension, diabetes, morbid obesity or other chronic conditions. They see the average, healthy uncomplicated pregnancy. They also usually work in a team with other midwives and partner with physicians. In the case of an emergency, they have physician backup and partnership, some midwives are licensed as first assists in surgery, so if you go for an emergency cesarean and have been seen for 9+ months by your midwife, he/she is still in the operating room during the cesarean assisting the OBGYN physician.

A large misconception still in effect today is that midwives only deliver at your home in your backyard with wolves, or in a cave while they sacrifice a lamb or some crap. Although there are midwives (and physicians!) that do home births, when they do, they bring all the supplies the hospital would have for a normal delivery (IV fluids, IVs, medications, fetal monitoring equipment, ect.). However, a vast majority of midwives practice and deliver in large medical centers or birthing centers affiliated with hospitals and physicians.

Why a midwife you ask? Certified nurse midwifes (CNM) come with a vast variety of benefits that many women are unaware of. Midwives have shown to decrease rates of cesarean (C-sections), lower maternity care costs, reduced morbidity/mortality of mother and baby, lower intervention rates and lower complication rates.

In the US we are heading in an unfortunate direction with labor and delivery. The term "too Posh to push" sets my skin on fire. The average rate of c-sections in the US has risen to about 33% from about 20% in 1996. What people fail to understand or recognize is that c-sections are surgical procedures and should only be used for medical emergencies, not because a woman wants to schedule her delivery for convenience. We are utilizing trained surgeons to deliver babies, and we wonder why our cesarean rate is increasing. Should healthy normal pregnancies be delivered by OBGYN, trained surgeons? Or is this utilization a poor use of resources and proving poorer outcomes? OBGYN's are phenomenal for emergencies and interventions when labor has taken a turn from natural uncomplicated vaginal delivery.

There is a hospital in Chicago that I can guarantee almost any pregnant woman I meet is delivering there. When I ask why, the response is usually because the labor and delivery suite is so pretty, with views of the lake! However, what many women fail to ask their provider is what is their cesarean rate- this particular hospital has one of the highest cesarean rates in the state if IL. I don't want to make it seem like everyone should run to a midwife and that OBGYNs are not fit for normal delivery, however, as women we should be asking providers more questions and have a better role in our pregnancy and delivery, because up until there's an emergency, we have options! In a following post, I will put together a list of questions to ask your provider, or list of questions you should think about when researching a provider or hospital.

As a society we are heading in the wrong direction of where our birth statistics are. More cesarean rates, more complications and interventions and unfortunately higher mortality rates than many other developed countries. Scheduled inductions and scheduled cesareans for no medical reasons should be looked at carefully and in my opinion, should be illegal for physicians to perform. Talk to your provider and be part of your care; pregnancy and birth are a time of celebration. Our bodies were made to do this!

I put the prep in your granola.


http://www.midwife.org/index.asp
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/06/c-section-rate-variation-hospitals_n_2819024.html
http://www.childbirthconnection.org/article.asp?ck=10456
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/01/health/american-way-of-birth-costliest-in-the-world.html?_r=0





Welcome to my awkward, innapropriate preggo life

awkward nipple shot... there's no way around it.
So I am definitely preggo at this point. I mean, there's no hiding it anymore, I'm beyond the fat girl stage. As I've come this far I look back at the awkward or inappropriate moments I've had, usually in public, and I write this to save you from doing the same. Please, take a walk with me through my awkward pregnancy, kinda like going through puberty again!

1. WEDDINGS- Maybe you can dodge going to weddings during your pregnancy, or maybe you'll be like a month preg where it doesn't matter, however going to a wedding at 30+ weeks pregnant is a whole 'nother beast... and to make it more awesome, lets go stag!

One of my good friends got married, amazingly beautiful black tie style, and my hubs had another wedding, so we decided to split for the events, which at like 20 weeks I thought was no biggie. Time came and I realized, large marge was on her own to socialize and not be awkward as the single preg person at a formal affair. I got my black dress on and some heels and felt great, so part of me forgot I was pregnant... that's where the awkwardness happens, when you pretend you are your 25-year-old single self... not 29, married and laboring during the wedding.

The dance floor opens and I hear the song "SHOUT" come one. One of my ultimate favorite wedding songs... and again, forgetting I was preggo rama, hit the dance floor. I moved and swiveled and jumped when they said jump, and I got low when we were getting low.... People looked at me in awe. An 8 month preggo in heels, jumping around the dance floor?! This lead to belly rubs and stares...

 
  NO, JUST NO. GET YOUR PREG ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT AND SIT QUIETLY AND EAT YOUR ICE CREAM .

Not to mention at the end of the night, aka 10:30, the bride comes shouting down the hallway, "you're mom's here to pick you up!" PURE SMOOTHNESS.

2. BODILY FUNCTIONS- I've talked about bodily functions before, how they are uncontrollable and at times violent in nature, but then you become real in tune with all those moves, noises and juices. yes. juices. I know I still have 2 months to go, but I'm also at the point where I can go into early labor and the baby will survive. That adds some scare to your day.

I'm at a bar with a friend (see awkward moment #3) and we go to use the restroom. I get up to flush when I notice something in the toilet... yes, this will be gross. I panic and almost yell out "I THINK I LOST MY MUCOUS PLUG!"

NO, YOU WILL NOT YELL THAT IN PUBLIC. HELL, DON'T EVEN WHISPER ABOUT ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH MUCOUS, OR PLUG.

Don't you worry your pretty face off, that mucous plug was just someone's poop/period smear. Phew! Told you... vomit comit grossness.

3. I'M PREG AT A BAR- I'm not talking bar hoping, I'm talking one bar after dinner where I had water and my friend got a drink. Also, everything in my life takes place before 10:30pm, so early on it's still pretty quiet in said bar. A drunk dude prances in and starts talking/singing to my friend and I. I don't think he noticed my protruding alien bump of a fetus, and again I forgot my "situation" and almost opened my pie hole to shout, "want to buy us a drink?"


STOP IT. NO ONE WANTS TO BUY YOU A DRINK, IN FACT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ONCE HE SEES YOUR "SITUATION." IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SOBER PREG ASS HOME.

On our way out, it's gotten more crowded in the bar area, and I have forgotten I cannot suck in this bump, but before I realize that, I am stuck behind someone's chair, yes stuck....Do you say "excuse me, I'm so pregnant I can't make it through here?" No... I squeeze through, most likely leaving a smoosh dent in meeba's head, but hey, that's why babies heads are so pliable in the first place!

4. JOB INTERVIEWS-  Stupidly knowing that I'm about to pop and that I love my job, I still decided to apply for a surgical position at the hospital I currently work. I thought, I have no experience, they will not look twice at my resume. WRONG. I was asked to come in for an interview and so being the special human being that I am, I decided "I can hide this bump and go in with my awesomeness." I found the blousiest shirt I could find, paired with a blazer and heels and I was the girl with a beer belly ready for an interview. I don't think anyone noticed, so of course when they asked me when I could start, I blurted out THREE WEEKS!

WTF ARE YOU DOING?! THREE WEEKS! SO THEN WHEN NO ONE NOTICES YOUR PREG BELLY AND YOU WORK FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS, YOU JUST APOLOGIZE FOR SPILLING YOUR FETUS ON THE OPERATING ROOM FLOOR ONE DAY? NO, TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND SIT ON YOUR BIRTH BALL QUIETLY.

So basically my recommendation to you is when you're so preg you can't hide it, it's time to take off the bra, put on the muumuu and house shoes, and eat bon-bon's at home for the next few months until you recover from  your "situation."



alternative vaccine schedules? let's take a gander...

This is a long one, but will have good info on vaccines for babies and alternative schedules, bear with me.

So if you've read a few other blog entries, you've probably come to the conclusion that I like to question a lot of things throughout my pregnancy, which will carry into raising my babe. This deep rooted questioning comes from both my personality and also my training as a nurse practitioner. I want to look at all the options, I want to look at the source and the evidence. It's troubling to me that less educated people, or people without a healthcare background don't understand their options, don't know the questions to ask, don't speak up, and their health care provider doesn't help them weigh their options. We all have options! Don't get me started on the birthing process in the US, I will save that for a rainy day.

Vaccines... I am still struggling with the issue of being forced by my employer to get the flu vaccine this year or be terminated (or lie about an egg allergy)... so now I'm onto bigger and better things, like the vaccine schedule the CDC has come up with for ALL to use on their babes-infancy through adolescence.

I don't like cookie cutter methods for a lot of things, especially when it comes to vaccines. Some people are prostitutes living with their child in a brothel, or immigrants coming with their children to the US, their vaccine schedules should probably be a wee different from lets say, a stay at home suburban moms, for example, however we lump everyone together and make people follow the same schedule, otherwise there are consequences: no day care if you don't vaccinate per CDC, and some pediatric practice's will remove you from their practice if you don't follow their schedule. Big brother anyone? However, I want to clear things up before people get in a huff.... I am not AGAINST vaccines, I am not the granola mom who home schools the un-vaccinated kids with polio who preys the diseases go away, no, I just believe in alternative vaccine schedules and looking at our options, and here's why:

The first vaccine a newborn is given once they pop out of your vagina is the Hep B vaccine, a vaccine to prevent a liver infection caused by bodily fluids or sharing of drug needles (ie: sexually transmitted disease), or maternal-fetal transmission (Mayo Clinic).  I don't have Hep. B, and don't believe my infant would be at risk in the first few months of life of getting the disease, so why is that the first thing we're planning on doing when she comes into this world? If mom has Hep B, baby should get vaccinated against Hep B... there's a difference. Some people believe mom's should get tested for Hep B prior to delivery, but could still contract the disease before delivery- again, lets use our best patient-specific judgement to look at each case. This was similar to when my midwife wanted to test me again for syphilis in the third trimester although I was negative in the first trimester. Let me tell you, I haven't been sluttin around during pregnancy, and you know what? If I ended up with the STD because my husband was puttin his ween in various places getting himself some syphilis, well then syphilis is the least of my concern, because now I'm in jail for murder and probably getting other diseases anyways, so no, I will not be tested again, that test ain't free!

Some people have created their own alternative vaccine schedule, and some follow Dr. Sear's AVS. Let's look at the first 6 months of your child's life in regards to the regular CDC recommended schedule. Within the first 6 months of life, there are 6 different vaccines given: HepB, Rotavirus, DTaP, Hib, PCV, IPV. At the 2 month visit, the little peanut gets the first dose of all 6 (unless Hep B was given at birth, then only 5).CDC vaccine schedule

Let's look at an alternative vaccine schedule like Dr. Sear's to see how it can be spread out for the first 6 months to compare to above.

2 mo DTaP, Rotavirus
3 mo PCV, Hib
4 mo DTaP, Rotavirus
5 mo PCV, Hib
6 mo DTaP, Rotavirus

So with the alternative vaccine schedule, by 6 months your child is started with the first doses of the required vaccines that the CDC recommends by 2 months, with the exception of Hepatitis B vaccine (start at 3 years unless someone in close contact is Hep B +) and IPV (Inactivated poliovirus vaccine- the IPV would come at 9 months, so you're still vaccinating against it,)possibly giving your infant some time to develop an immune system and recover from each vaccine.

With childhood (infant) vaccines, we should take a few things into consideration. First, where does the child live? Rural, urban, suburban, international? Is that child possibly interacting with family members who carry certain diseases like hepatitis? Is the mother a carrier of anything? And if the picture is sketchy, less go with protecting the child as best we can and vaccinate! But if you can get a clear picture of the patient and family/lifestyle, lets look at alternatives.

Also, we should be questioning and understanding why we give certain vaccines and what they are for. The Hepatitis B vaccine doesn't seem natural to give every baby that's born who has no risk factors (family situation, mom's carrier status). Let's look at the other early vaccines:

DTaP- (diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis). Diphtheria is an infection of the throat that can cause breathing difficulties and pertussis(also known as whooping cough) is a respiratory illness that can be severe in infants and children, and more mild like an upper respiratory infection in adults- it's the reason they are recommending pregnant moms and adults who work with infants to receive a booster of TdaP to prevent passing on pertussis to infants (it has been found out recently that the immunization you get as a child does not create life long immunity like was once thought, so that's why a booster is recommended for adults). Since the illness that can be prevented with the DTaP vaccine can be severe in infants, it makes sense to get this vaccine (2 months for alternative or CDC schedule).

Rotavirus- this is a common virus in children that causes vomiting, diarrhea and possible dehydration. Outbreaks can be seen in childcare settings. Although the virus can be mild to severe, dehydration for an infant can go from bad to worse very quickly. This vaccine is especially important if you have your infant in a childcare setting. (2 months for both schedules).

Here's where the separation starts between the CDC and Dr. Sear's alternative vaccine schedule

PCV- (Pneumococcal conjugate vaccine). This vaccine prevents pneumonia and meningitis, which is spread by person to person contact. The alternative schedule is at 3 months versus 2 months, so still given relatively early, but just a smidge spread out from the other vaccines.

Hib- (Haemophilus influenzae type B). This vaccine also protects against pneumonia and meningitis similar to PCV. Again given at 3 (alternative) vs 2 months (CDC).

This is just a brief introduction of the comparison between two vaccine schedules that will keep children vaccinated, however some alternative schedules allow parents to feel better about how much vaccine and preservatives they are giving their children. Some providers have found that if they offer an AVS, some parents are more likely to vaccinate vs. not vaccinate at all. Although there have not been many studies on alternate vaccine schedules, there are still many illnesses such as autism, rheumatoid arthritis, lupus and many other autoimmune disorders that we still don't know why they occur, some people blame vaccines, some think there are other causes. Most likely there is a combination of factors including genetics and environmental factors.

Ask questions, take every situation into perspective. Our kids and families are not cookie cutter, the vaccines and treatment they receive shouldn't be either.

Some other interesting reading on alternative vaccine schedules is from Dr. Mercola.

Are there parent's reading this that have utilized an alternative vaccine schedule or developed their own?





The good, the bad, and the gassy. Here's too much info about pregnancy. You've been warned.

So now that I'm moving into my third trimester, I feel like I've experienced enough about pregnancy to write all about it... I'm sure the last few months will be a doozy and bring some other fantastically wonderful bodily-fluid-filled surprises, but don't you worry, I will update you later on those. For the mommies to be, or mom's with experience, or just the curious cats out there, I share with you all the wonderfulness that is pregnancy. If you don't want to read about the craziness and grossness, I suggest you read other blogs about butterflies and unicorns.

The good...really the BEST:
I can't get enough of my baby girl moving inside me. It's pretty much the same every day, it's not like she ventures to some new territory, but it's still magical to me. It makes me feel so close to her, even though she has not entered the world yet, it's kinda crazy. It's like a bond that we've formed (literally from my uterus) that gives me a feeling I can't explain. She's gotten bigger now so I see her body rolling and swimming or body part protruding and I sit and stare in awe, wondering what she looks like, and what she's thinking or dreaming about. I love when I am able to share these moments with my husband, or videotape them to send to my mom. Sometimes I think I'm borderline obsessed with watching her move and then get sad that in a few months it will all be over, and I will no longer carry her inside me. Welcome third trimester emotions!

I love how people treat me like a delicate flower, like I can't do basic tasks like feed myself or bathe myself... well not really, but people won't let me carry groceries to my car, or really carry anything, no matter the weight. I finally look like a pregnant woman and not just an obese heffer trudging around, and people notice this and help me out. It makes me feel special and unique, and yes, I play up my helplessness, but hey, this won't last forever...now help me put my pants on!

People tell you how cute or beautiful you are. This would be weird and random in real non-preggo life, but hey, when you're like 789 pounds and carrying a human inside you, even if you feel it's a lie, it makes you feel better.

I'm not sure what category this falls into, if I had an awkward category it would go there. Nonetheless... so I box at the gym with my trainer at least once a week, which we've been doing for awhile now, before pregnancy, and it was no big deal. There must be something fascinating about a pregnant chick boxing, because dudes literally stop, stare and then get too close... like they watch. It's uber weird, like shouldn't you be working out? Last week a guy sat a few feet from me and watched for 30 minutes! I should start charging for the show I must be putting on.

The bad:
Sleep? What's that. Now whoever thought that you become sleep deprived even before the baby comes. What the shit is that?! Last night I laid down and immediately felt like I couldn't breathe, my heart was exploding and maybe I was stroking.....oh, the baby just wanted me to lay on my right side and not my left. Thanks. Got it. Rolling over in bed doesn't seem like such a huge deal, until your husband (or whomever is in bed with you) comments "what's wrong, why are you making that grunting noise" and you're like, "shit, I was? I'm just turning over in bed."

Because there's a human taking up all the space on the inside, you eat a smaller portioned meal than pre-pregnancy and literally feel like you may die or give birth right then and there.Walking home after eating dinner? Forget about it, you will huff and puff like you're on The Biggest Loser all while trying not to vom up the meal. I learned the hard way. Was really hungry so ate a big bowl of cereal and milk... like gobbled it down followed by a glass of water. Within 5 minutes projectile milk-vomit. No joke.

You can't really control your bodily fluids or gasses (see below). You sneeze? You pee. I call it a sneeze-pee, which is cool and all for your grandma, but I haven't even stretched out the cooter and pelvic floor yet! It's like the baby does a little tap dance-a-roo on your bladder when you sneeze. Aww, so cute, now I have to change my clothes. If you manage not to pee, you will almost give birth. Me, walking down the hallway at work in front of many people, a large viscous sneeze takes over my body and I'm pretty sure Meeba crowned a little and then slithered back in. It must have been quite the site because someone yelled "holy crap!" 

The gassy: 
Holy crapshoot, I don't know about the other preggers out there, but this preggo is a gas making machine. There are some discreet people in this world, I am not one of them clearly, who have never farted in front of like anyone.... well shit, that's craziness. I hold it in at work, but that's where I draw the line, sorry peeps. Now that I'm preg, I almost don't have an option. I feel like the baby kicks my colon and within a second my butt blows open- no warning or anything. Yes, this happened in the grocery store... I'm just lazily strolling down an isle when BUTT EXPLOSION happened. I mean not quiet at all. I almost had no idea where it came from, I looked around, realized what happened... and then sprinted away. By sprinted, I mean waddled as quickly as I could. Holy crap you've got to be kidding me! 
And yes, I think it's essential for every preg to get a pair of Tieks... they are so comfy and will grow with your swelling monstrous feet.
 

Pregnancy and the flu vaccine. Yes, I'm going there.

Alright, so I'm not really into huge debates, especially when people have a hard time keeping their unwarranted opinions to themselves and spew them at pregnant women; however I'm at a cross roads here and am actually looking for your opinion- don't make me regret it.

I've never in my life had the flu vaccine and never anticipated getting it. I'm vaccinated with all the other crap that's recommended, and trust me, I believe that some vaccines are good and have shown to eradicate diseases, however I'm just not as optimistic about the seasonal flu vaccine. Now here I am, growing a human  inside me and I'm being told that more than ever, I should get the flu vaccine.Getting the flu vaccine terrifies me now more than non-preggo me.

My concern is not with autism and all that who-nanny, so we can bipass that craziness. However, I did work in the ICU for years as a nurse and have seen people affected with Guillain-Barre syndrome (linked to vaccines), and that scares the shit out of me. Sure, GBS is rare, I get that, but tell that to the people who are paralyzed in the ICU suddenly with this syndrome, tell them it's rare and they are unfortunately the small percentage of unlucky assholes that got it. Okay, lets move past my fear of GBS.

The flu vaccine in my opinion is somewhat of a crapshoot. They make the "dose" of flu vaccine every year based on what flu was in Asia and predict the same strain is coming to the US... well, sometimes they're wrong, other times there is more than one strain of the flu virus, yet only a vaccine for one strain. That to me is a guessing game craphole. Now you got vaccinated, but whoops, we got it wrong, and you still got the flu. Sorry about the unnecessary dose of: Thimerosal , mercury, and Formaldehyde. Wait- I've been harassed for the past 6.5 months about all the shit pregnant women are not supposed to eat or be near or think about, and I'm pretty sure mercury, Thimerosal, and formaldehyde are counted in that, but it's okay if in a vaccine? Then there's people who get the vaccine and end up with a mild case of the flu anyways, that seems full of suckage.

Alright, I'll leave the negative side and go to the more positive side. Sure, there's lot's of articles that say women who are pregnant have a lowered immune system, or are a target for colds and flu, ect. Okay, maybe I'll buy into that slightly, but still I wash my hands like a crazy murderer who doesn't want to get caught. The other thing is that meeba is due January, so in the middle of all the flu chaos, so it will help protect her. I'd say that's the biggest draw for me right now, but I'm still terrified of everything else and the fact that the H1N1 portion of the vaccine hasn't been out that long. What if we find out 40 years from now H1N1 vaccine made us grow hairy ears on our backs?

I welcome educated commentary, but don't come at me with your hillbilly yellings.




If you really want to get up close and personal...

Get up close and personal with me and my bump! Yup, this is what happens every night, all through the night. People who have never been pregnant ask, "what does it feel like?" I was always told it's like a butterfly fluttering around in there.  WRONG! 

It starts out like little muscle twitches, and then moves on to full on jiu jitsu inside of you, and you pray the sweet little babe doesn't flip breech, because then it's murder to your cervix nub. You don't know if you should pee or cry, or possibly both, either way it'll leave you inappropriately grabbing your crotch.

Here she is, practicing her Irish jig...






THE GENDER REVEAL!

So it was go time to find out the gender of meeba, holy crap I could barely contain myself.  I was in charge of bringing food and decorations in both pink and blue and my friend C was busy decorating and filling a box with balloons for the final reveal. Guys, hubby and I didn't know the gender ahead of time, so we were going to be finding out with everyone at the party!



People gather and eat snacks, I make a blue and pink lemonade and had fantastic decorations specifically for a gender reveal party, and then we play a game of old wives tales to see what the prediction is.
Old wives tales predict GIRL!

Once we played games, it was time to reveal what Meeba is packing...


....
I'm not going to lie, I was pretty excited to find out our babe is going to be a girl. I am excited either way, but shit... a GIRL!!? My life can be filled with tutu's and pink and headbands and frills?! That's magical.

Yes, that's right... S is confused and shocked, said he never thought about the possibility of a girl, he thought it was for sure a boy. Silly men unable to use their brains. 


I'm sure she will have him wrapped around her little finger


Innie or outie? I don't mean belly buttons!

Finally hitting the 20 week mark means finding out the gender for a lot of people. I decided I wanted to have a gender reveal party and had that planned the week after my ultrasound. I brought in two pieces of paper, one with boy and one with girl written on them. The plan was for the ultrasound tech to put the correct one in a sealed envelope and I would send it off to a friend.

I was so excited that morning, I could not wait for them to see the P or the V that my little meeba was packing, and although I would not find out for about a week, I was still pumped. The tech did the ultrasound for about 40 minutes to discover that meeba was being a jerk and was breech with the legs tightly clamped together deep in my pelvis, leaving no hope for gender determination. I left the ultrasound feeling upset and frustrated and didn't know how to proceed with my gender CONCEAL party at this point. What a stubborn jerk this baby was.

I decided to pursue getting another ultrasound by a private company that does packages, including gender determination. Although I don't like the idea of giving Meeba too many ultrasounds, I had a party to plan! I went to Goldenview Ultrasound and have to say, I cannot rave enough about this magical spa ultrasound wonderland. This was DAYS before my party, so it was critical in my self-absorbed world that the gender be determined, otherwise I was bound to have a yellow filled boring ass party. They put you in a large room with enough chairs for like 12 friends and family, there's a large real bed, not a narrow cot  on the ground like in the hospital ultrasound, and then there's a ginormous flat screen TV where you can watch what they're doing instead of craning your neck to see on the techs tiny screen. Ahmazeballs.

After like 10 minutes, the tech was certain she found Meeb's ween or vag. I almost cried. She put the piece of paper that I had been carrying around with me into an envelope and sealed it so I couldn't cheat. I sped off to the UPS to overnight this envelope to my wife C. She would be the only one that would know what's growing in my uterus.

A day before the party, the special envelope arrived at her house... I couldn't believe all this was about to be revealed!!

I just can't seem to get these belly stickers right








 




And you thought I was going to tell you the gender!? Read on readers, read on...




We are feelin movement and it's not gas

I am about 18ish weeks going on 19 and the past few days I have had this feeling in my lower stomach. People have always told me that the first time you feel a baby move it will be like a little butterfly fluttering around in there. Well, maybe my gassy ass missed that flutter stage and went to full on punching? I would refer to this feeling as more of a muscle twitch or spasm.

Then the other night I'm laying in bed, topless of course, boobies overflowing the world, and I looked down and SAW little appendages poking out!
Just like in the alien movie...
It's all pretty crazy, like I'm walking around with a human inside of me, that is now moving and poking around? Holy hell that is some futuristic stuff. The weirdest part for me is that I am still pretty bumpless, and I guess I figured when you start feeling and seeing movement you probably look preg, not just like a cray cray chick making up her pregnancy. Maybe there are two little meeba's in there fighting for room? The activity is wild and constant, I can't imagine what I'm in for when this babe is like 8 pounds and trying to move.

Not only has the baby started practicing the backstroke for the 2034 Olympics, but I have also developed a new random craving. ROOT BEER. So delicious and sweet and glorious. I've never been a soda drinker, so it's weird. I just needed one at work the other day and then many days after that. Then I realized it's like a meal full of calories, which is a real bummer for some liquid heaven during my day.
I am coming up to 20 weeks preg-o-rama soon, which means FINDING OUT THE GENDER and having my GENDER REVEAL PARTY!! All amazing things.



Opinions are like assholes everyone has one, most of them stink.

So I try to avoid posts that are confrontational or argumentative because, well that's not really what I want this blog to be about, however there's one big topic that I just need to get off my chest, and that is people's opinions in regards to pregnancy and parenting.

Before I got pregnant, I wouldn't have even batten an eyelash at this topic, because it didn't affect me, nor did I even realize what an issue it is. At 18 weeks preg, it amazes me how people feel they now have the right to outwardly judge you or give their opinion- I can only imagine this trend gets worse, especially as a parent. When did it become okay to give your unsolicited advice in regards to pregnancy or parenting, and not only advice, but to be judgmental?

Here's the brief story that started all this.

I still barely have an appetite and struggle to put meals together, so the other night for dinner I had a bowl of carrots, green beans from the farmers market and two small slices of salt cured organic salmon. I posted a picture on facebook with the caption "Dinner last night. Pregnancy you so stupid."

Again, I'm new to this pregnancy thing, so I didn't realize people are lurking in the dark waiting to tell me how I'm doing something wrong to my unborn baby. Comments poured in from one particular person, who just had their first baby, so is obviously an expert in the field. The comments started out by saying I'm not ALLOWED to eat raw fish.... Hold the phone. #1. The picture is not of raw fish, and #2. Don't tell me what I'm ALLOWED to do. This eating of raw fish during pregnancy is a blown up misconception of conservatives opinion. Really you should avoid large amounts of raw fish, or raw fish from the food court in the mall. I won't go into more detail, but I use my own judgement. Go do your own research.

I could go on and on about the conversation turned argument that lasted for about a day on my facebook wall, however if I say too much, I will reveal my feelings and opinions about food "allowances" in pregnancy, and one of the dark lurkey people will come out on this posting. My point is that, I'm not over here preg and binge drinking, smoking crack, or driving without a seat belt. My unborn child is not being harmed, so who are you dark lurkers to feel you can give you 2cents on the topic? Can I also throw in that I'm a nurse practitioner with experience on this topic and in the field?

At a wedding a week ago, I had a small glass of wine for the wedding toasts. Someone who knew I was pregnant, again offered their advice to me saying all children born to mothers that have had any alcohol turn out severely delayed and it is safer if I do meth. Seriously? You heard what you just said right? You believe that!? Meth. Here I am being all preg and doing meth, but that's cool as long as it isn't a small glass of wine.
BARF.WIZARD.

I'm a medical professional with advanced degrees, and throughout my training I have been taught to always question the way we do things so that we're not moving through medicine doing something "just because we always have done it that way" no, I question everything, I look at the research and evidence. I choose what's right for me and my body, I encourage you to also do your own research and not just do something because someone tells you to. What if your OBGYN or Midwife told you to jump off a bridge because the fetus would like it? You'd just do it? Right. So why aren't more women empowering themselves to do their own research and take part of their pregnancy and body? I am verbal with my patients in regards to their health, and show them the evidence but also encourage them to do research on their own, leading them to good reputable sources, not just any old ham on a website shouting their opinions- like me ;)

I only imagine that this gets worse. Soon, someone will tell me I'm not breastfeeding enough, I'm breastfeeding too much or too long. I gained too much weight, not enough weight. I let my kid eat garbage, I'm too strict with what I let my kid eat. Whatever it is, shut your mouth unless I asked you, or unless myself or my child is in real danger, like I left my kid in the back of a hot car. Fine, then you feel free to come running over.

Here's a horrifying article about people offering their unsolicited opinions and going so far as to verbally and physically assault a two year old for being a boy and wearing a head band. He's TWO!
a boy who wears a headband

Hopefully this will be my only rant about this topic and I can go back to talking about boobs and spandex. Stay away you dark lurkers!

BOOBS. And also maternity swimwear rant.


SIXTEEN WEEKS. That's how far along my boobs are.

Kristin, that's so inappropriate.


Well I'm truckin along at 16 weeks, and I guess maybe I'm getting a bump? It fluctuates every day, so who can tell what's really going on, but I bought these stickers to stick on my "bump" so I had to use this one obviously.




 At some point this pose will make more sense... I just wanted to get the practice in.

Since we are on the topic of maternity swimwear...we weren't really, but now we are. I'm going on two vacations this summer that involve swimming, and so I thought, I need a maternity swimwear to hold my obviously large  nonexistent baby bump. I'm searching all over the web, and there's boutiques that literally have 8 "maternity" swim suits, however 4 of those are bikinis. HOW CAN A BIKINI BE MATERNITY!?  The other one pieces of maternity swim wear are low plunging or with a SHELF BRA. SHELF BRA!!! Please refer to above pictures. Right... this team is going to need more than a damn shelf, I'm going to need a drawer to put these floaters into. I want a super adorbs maternity one piece for my growing bump, and that should exist.

NOPE.

Tankinis exist for pregnant people though. Yes, the tankini's from your embarrassing acne filled teenage years, which I guess is kinda similar to pregnancy, so I can see where people are going here. But still. So I went ahead and ordered my first tankini since I was 15, and promptly returned it after my husbands response was, "what is that? it's both too long and too short." Sweetness.

 I've read other blogs like MODG BLOG, where she also ranted about maternity swim wear, and I was like, "no way modg, I'm sure there's piles and piles of awesome maternity suits that I can't wait to get my pregger ass into!" And then I became pregger and realized her rants were fo sho.

So I decided, fine I will get a regular one piece, since I won't be swimming around 8 months preggo in the Chicago winter anyways, I don't need blousy fabric for my bump right now.  I found some cute one pieces, and read some reviews, most of which went like this, "this suit is perfect for my sixty year old body"

aksdjhakdhaskhd!!!!!!

Screw it, I don't care. I ordered the miraclesuit because #1. it makes you look like a slim jim and #2. has support for my 16 week boobs, and that my friends is a winning combo.

Let's talk about spandex

I'm still not preg enough to wear maternity clothes, so I'm still schlepping along in my regular wardrobe, normally in dresses or skirts, however yesterday I wore a pair of trousers, trying to look all professional at work. Within 10 minutes of being at my desk my body was screaming for a pants off, dance off party.... so of course just like any normal preg or obese person, I unzipped my pants all the way and slouched at my desk for 8 hours.

By the end of the day I was so uncomfortable, even putting on my gym clothes made my skin scream. Ugh. So today I said screw real pants, I'm in spandex from here on out! I put on my bad ass leggings and stomped into work. It feels lovely, like angels gently hugging my everything. Spandex is the way to go.

I tried to class it up a little bit instead of throwing on a wife-beater with the leggings, like my fetus asked me to...
ouu yeah look at that fancy belt that I will mostly likely take off once I sit at my desk. I tried.

Grandma screams

So I know I said earlier that the word on the preg was out, but I guess that excluded my non-internet using family, which includes my grandma/grandpa, two aunts, and my uncle. My mom of course knows, so she was in on the surprise.


sometimes you just need a little dance


when you're feeling like a barfy gassy pants and you don't want to go to work and are sitting in the parking lot almost an hour late... sometimes you just need to break out in an awkward dance. duh.


https://vine.co/v/h79EFQw2hIT


and then throughout the day you'll laugh at yourself dancing.

14 weeks and no bump


How far along? 14 weeks!

Maternity clothes: Sitting at work in my hot pink J. Crew minne pant. So, nope, still no maternity clothes. I guess that's a good thing, but when you're preg, you kinda want to show a little, well at least I do. Right now I just look like a liar. However, my mom got excited and bought me a pair of pink skinny (maternity) jeans. Holla! I tried them on, how ridiculous, we should be wearing maternity pants NOW! All that stretchy upper coming up to my boobs, those old ladies know what's real.

Stretch marks: shush.

Sleep: Still peeing and tossing and turning.

Best moment this week: Getting the word out there and being congratulated by everyone. Everyone's excitement is so contagious!
Miss anything? Eating real food... still.

Movement: Nope

Food cravings: fruit and mac 'n cheese

Anything making you queasy or sick? Still the "P" word... rhymes with dork. ugh, yuck. I thought I was in the clear with eating, so went out for a fancy dinner and barely made it home I got so sick.

Gender:  won't know for at least a month. So excited!!

Labor signs: too early fools

Symptoms: barf nausea diarrhea central. Getting better. But yeah.

Belly button in or out? sick.

Wedding rings on or off? Depends on if I'm lookin for a boyfriend or not. 

Happy or moody most of the time: All of them. Every mood there is, I have it.

Looking forward to: Still waiting to show so I don't feel sloppy pouchy anymore
 
 


The word is out!

So we sent an announcement video to friends, and also announce the news to a group of close friends at S's 30th birthday back in June, I was only about 10+ weeks at that moment. Either way, the news was very contained to trusted family and friends. I announced with a surprise cake for the husband... I wish we had a video to capture people's reactions, the girls had it right away, the guys were busy singing "happy birthday" and were very slow to respond, haha.
This past weekend was the 4th of July and I always go back to the suburb I grew up in to see the parade and fireworks, but also many people I grew up with. I knew the topic of babies would come up, and there were also some people who knew and some who didn't at this point. I decided since I was basically at the end of my first trimester to go ahead and make it known on FB... this is terrifying and makes everything a little more real and permanent, because god forbid anything happen, I would have to delete my FB account! There's no going back from there. So I took a picture of our dog Madden with a sign around his neck and posted it on FB and watched the comments roll in.

It was fun going back to my childhood neighborhood for the 4th and being congratulated by everyone. It was also awesome when people said I didn't look pregnant!


It's better than people thinking I am 6 months preg and I'm only like 3... that's bad news. One of the exciting things was being at my mom's house where my wedding dress is still hanging, so I thought what better time to play dress up in my wedding dress! To my surprise it still fit, although a little tight where my boobs are, which is shocking these huge things could even think about getting bigger.
See, now I'm a pregnant chick in a wedding dress on the 4th of July.... passerby's were confused, probably not because of the preg, but because I was frolicking in the yard in this on the 4th, super random.

 
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